I recently came across Fabrican, a company that has created a spray-on fabric product. The video below shows how it works.
This got me thinking about the many things that I could do with spray-on fabrics and how I would already have my own clothing line if I had more than rudimentary sewing skills. Luckily for me, with spray-on fabric, I can skip the boring sewing stuff and just spray on my designs. After 13 seconds of careful consideration, I came to a decision on what would become the first product that the Burke Hair Guide to Fashion Clothing Line would offer.
The Adult Onesie.
Why should babies be the only ones to enjoy the ultimate in connected fashion? Obviously, I was on to something.
But then I found this. Don't mind that banging sound, it's just my dreams being crushed. Another company, Jumpin' Jammerz, had beat me to my idea.
Jumpin' Jammerz is the craziest name that I have ever heard of for a product. It blows my mind every time I think about it. Somehow, these people managed to pack alliteration, folksy dropping of the letter "g," a "z" in place of an "s," an action word, and a ridiculous tagline ("It's a footed thing," which they smartly registered) into one brand name. If these people had invented the banana it would be called Yello' Yummiez. A chair would be called Sittin' Situationz.
Take a look at some of these things.
Sometimes, you find things on the internet that you aren't sure how to feel about. Usually it involves animals, pie, a pirate, and a pair of jeans. This time, though, it's just Jumpin' Jammerz that makes me feel weird.
*Disclaimer: Burke Hair's views on fashion are his own and are not shared by this blog or Annaleah Garing. In fact, this blog is appalled by his fashion sense. To avoid being the laughing stock of the fashion world, you should probably do the opposite of everything that he says.
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