11.12.2010

The Burke Hair Guide to Fashion

Guest Contributor: Burke Hair*

Did you know that the scarf isn't only for warmth now? Apparently, it is cool for otherwise normal men to wear scarfs in all seasons. But I'm not buying it.

Back in the old days, a scarf was necessary because you were hiking 15 miles to the nearest forest to chop down some fire wood in order to heat your house and prevent your family from falling into a hypothermic death. Just like god intended.

Fast forward to now and hipster and trendy men are throwing on scarfs to “complete” their outfit. Look, our grandparents fought in World War II so that we wouldn't have to conform to European sensibilities and this scarf as accessory instead of necessity thing strikes me as a European idea. I don't like it.

*Disclaimer: Burke Hair's views on fashion are not shared by this blog or Annaleah Garing. In fact, this blog is appalled at his fashion sense. You should probably do the opposite of everything that he says if you want to avoid being the laughing stock of the fashion world.

1 comments:

Zep Strelnikof said...

what is next?? A light blue pearlized european carryall??

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