The Burke Hair Guide to Fashion

Guest Contributor: Burke Hair*

Guys want to look good too.  Luckily, I'm here to help.  I don't have any fashion experience, knowledge, or skill but I've found some fashion staples that every man needs.  Also, I found them for cheap.  If you need to get dressed up to go watch the game at your buddy's house, I have you covered. 

Wrangler jeans  $17.50– You could throw these things through a wood chipper and they would come out in tact; they are made of some thick, durable denim.  And they are cheap.  You could buy one pair of these and they would last your whole life, and ladies love when you wear an old pair of jeans.  Also, notice the sweet side pockets for added storage space. 

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Tube socks – The classic sock, good for any occasion.  You could get a pack of 6 for a buck. 

Team shirt - $10 at Wal-Mart and you can wear it watching the game, out to the store, raking leaves or cleaning out the gutter.  That's versatility.

Hanes sweatpants and Hanes sweatshirt – You can get a whole sweatsuit, packaged in a tube, for $6.  With a deal like that, wherever you wear this will be Value City.  

*Disclaimer: Burke Hair's views on fashion are not shared by this blog or Annaleah Garing.  In fact, this blog is appalled by his fashion sense.  You should probably do the opposite of everything that he says if you want to avoid being the laughing stock of the fashion world.